JURASSIC WORLD DOMINION: Dinominishing Returns

Here’s a series that’s always been slurping its gruel
From the puddles of film’s perfect storm,
But five movies removed, can these fossils still fuel
Any moment that’s moving or warm?

THE TOMORROW WAR: Pratt to the Future

Tomorrow War takes a big swing at the Nineties
(Even non-remakes now have a case of behindies),

And it snags a foul tip, one the catcher’s still bobblin’.
Like that other big fireworks flick with space goblins,

It swoops in on 4th of July to compel us,
But you won’t find much here to make Bill Pullman jealous.

JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM: A Lovely Country Villa-ciraptor

Fallen Kingdom arrives with a sinister twist:
Not content with the relative fuss
Of postponing their meal ’til we’re in their midst,
Now the reptiles are coming to us!